Welcome to:

Rover's Spot
 

Note: The Bing Worship Page has moved here!
 

Disclaimer: Anything found on this site should be considered the pointless ravings of a psychopath. Nothing should be taken seriously. The use of this site has been proven to cause the following: lung cancer in lab rats, famine in Canada, an irresistable desire to smoke crack, depression, and a loss of sanity. You are viewing this site at your own risk.
 

This site is new and improved!

Featuring:

Low sodium.

Vitamin D.

An inexplicably high amount of Uranium.

Re-Processed Pig Fat.

Annoying Oddly Colored Blinking Text.

And So Much More!
 

So, now you ask, "If this is your 'Spot,' what is the point of this page?"

Well, I'm sorry to say, this page has no point. Read the Disclaimer!

This page, while pointless, does offer a number of services. If you insert a quarter into your computer you will get a 5 minute massage. I just can't tell you where the slot for the quarter is.
 

Well, since I'm lazy as all hell, you're going to have to  keep checking back for updates. I'm also going to move to Amused Avenue shortly, once this place is more sorted out. Wish me luck, and remember to give praise and animal offerrings to the Goddess Bing on a daily basis. Oh, and by the way, there's something in your teeth. It's been annoying me the whole time, I just didn't want to say anything.
 

Comments or suggestions? A need to yell and complain? Want a friend? Email me!

[email protected]
 

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You are my  guest!